Whats the dirtiest thing you've ever done????

arent you supp....you get the idea!!

i had sex ouside me house once (not sure if thats kinky or dirty )

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Originally posted by whatisbeak:

arent you supp....you get the idea!!

i had sex ouside me house once

(not sure if thats kinky or dirty

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no, that's a miracle

i got yours right here!!!

 

[ 07 August 2002, 09:35: Message edited by: whatisbeak ]

Dirtiest thing I've ever done. Not giving out names, dates or locations, but I performed a sexual act on young lady whilst standing at a crowded bar.

masturbation doesnt count

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masturbation doesnt count

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ok. which of the three words dont you understand?

so was young lady pleased with the mess left on her dress?

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Originally posted by whatisbeak:

ok. which of the three words dont you understand?

so was young lady pleased with the mess left on her dress?

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i can see this going nowhere very fast

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i can see this going nowhere very fast

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Had a bit of fun wiv my fella in the woods near my house.....got caught by someone walkin their dog!

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who off the site is out to play on the 13th do you know?

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you, me, libby (+ associated non-CTW chums).

 

Err, and some more. But I forget who turns up to my gatherings half the time.

 

some bloke at Tidy London introduced himself as "Dave, the guy who collapsed at your house party?".

 

Oh dear......messiness abounds.

did he say anything? (the man walking the dog)

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did he say anything? (the man walking the dog)

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Hehehe

 

The bloke seemed to stare for ages, then shouted "Dont worry, I'll go the other way!" Quite embarrassing but funny too