Man or a mouse?

Diablo, be brave man, tell us ONE person who rocks YOUR socks! Thats ONE person, not the whole damm lot!

Was it Lia, Kev, was it?

 

Or maybe it's Libby?

 

go on Creamy, tell us.

hahaha,

 

(microphone appears from ceiling)

 

ROLL UP, ROLL UP, FOR THE NO-HOLDS-BARRED, FIGHT TO THE DEATH GRUDGE MATCH!!!

 

IN THE PINK CORNER WE HAVE THE UNDISPUTED TIDDLY-WINK CHAMPION OF THE SOUTH EAST, THE MIGHTY MUTANT PIG MAN, THE ORIGINAL ESSEX BOY......CREEEEEEAAAAMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMYYYYYYYY C!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

 

AND IN THE PURPLE WITH YELLOW POLKA DOTS CORNER, WEIGHING IN AT A HEFTY FOUR HUNDRED AND NINETY SEVEN POUNDS, THE NORTH EASTS ANSWER TO MIKE TYSON, THE JOUSTING GEORDIE.......LIIIIIBBBBBBBYYYYYYYYYY VAAAAANN DYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYKKKKEEEEEEEEEEE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

 

now i wanna see a good dirty fight, lots of scratching, hair pulling and biting. The more times you can insult each others mums the better..

 

Seconds out, round one, DING DING!!!

LAAAAADDDIIIESS AND GENTLEMEN!

 

LETS GET READY TO RUUUUUMBBBLLLLE!

omg 400 pounds!!! cheers bud! but i reckon 300 of them pounds must be by massive COCK. *Libby is not fat* Libby takes off her dressing gown boxers type thing, to reveal a skimpy red leather thong bikini and suspenders* r u ready creamy??

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Originally posted by LibbyVanDyke:

omg 400 pounds!!! cheers bud! but i reckon 300 of them pounds must be by massive COCK. *Libby is not fat* Libby takes off her dressing gown boxers type thing, to reveal a skimpy red leather thong bikini and suspenders* r u ready creamy??

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*happy thoughts*

There are a few Creamy, but as I said before, I don’t wanna offend any of the women off here by naming just one and putting them on the spot

 

You still have to name yours Creamy

Well I can honestly say,without fear of being overly cheesy,that all the ladies on here are pretty much top notch.

Incredible,but not one boiler in sight!

Well in you birds!

wise words flakester

 

i dont think there's one hippocrocopig on here that i can think of!!

Hippos! Where!

 

AAAARRRRGGGGHHHH!!!

 

*runs away from rampaging Hippos*

grabs wubwub and comforts him in her bosom

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Originally posted by CreamyC:

Love it!

 

Gonna name this post the Desperados Post!

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Then you should be renamed 'Desperado CreamyC', as you started it! hehehe

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Yes, I'd like to meet up with Alasdairm.

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hey dudu

 

thank you. i'm flattered. you're pretty damn cute and seem like a whole lot of fun.

 

but there are a couple of problems...

 

- i live 6000 miles away

 

- i have a beautiful, wonderful girlfriend who i love dearly

 

one of these days, i'll get back to blighty and we'll get a chance to meet. until then

 

have a great today and a better tomorrow

 

alasdair

This is YOUR chance to ask someone if they'd like to go out with you........

 

Take it away.........