was seeing an older bird when i was sweet 16 anyway we started getting adventurous outside the b/room and went into a bed shop and found secluded spot to have a quick fu*k well we thort we was sooooo clever until we was getting sorted out to leave the shop and noticed the secluded spot only had a fuc*ing camera directly on the bed we had just tested

big red face leaving the shop let me tell Ya!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

can't think bout me but wen I woz on holz in bed with a girl I met from LA she said "mmmmmm tangerine" wen I showed her a tangerine flavoured condom!!! Now that wasa turn-on with her American accent!!!! Pworrr!!!!!!!!!

OMG smurf

PROPER goin for it as we was just about to reach the point of NO return.........and dad walks in the house and shouts

 

WHATS ALL THAT BANGING!!?????

 

For the record, we never did finish.....i fell off the bed and got stuck against the radiator while it was on 4 about 30 seconds (which is a long time ill tell ya) dad walks in the room with me like that and im like

 

"hiya dad, hows u?" still half erect!!

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

*what a load of bollox that story was after the i fell off the bed bit*