i am sitting in my brothers room and have just been having a nosey round (as you do) and looking at the shrine he seems to have made to his girlfriend.

 

she has made him so many cards, pictures and sweet things!

 

i have just found a big heart shape box coverd in red tissue paper scrunched in to little balls. inside is are loads of little peices of paper telling him why she loves him, little memories of things they have done and stuff.

 

it is so sweet!!

 

my brother is a little cunt but she sems to be so much in love with him.

 

i never realised how much, you should see it all, loads of cards.

 

BOYS: please note when girls do things like this for you, when we spend three hours making crappy cards or send you fluffyb toys in the post, it is because we love you very much.

 

why dont you lot get creative? loads of you are moaning about love lives etc (understandabley) so get your sticky back plastic out and make somthing!

 

it really does mean so much to us!

Haer, hear, can somebody please make me a hand made pair of nipple tassles and send them through the post please, in fact, make it 2 pairs, then me and camel can be twins !

What if you don't get all these things from your girlfriend? Should I still do a blue peter special?

Thats sooo true! They could alll start watching Blue Peter to get inspiration!

yes you should make your girlfriend somthing even if she hasnt made you anything - yet.

 

i am sure all girls will agree it means alot!

 

fish i will make you some nipple tassles

 

ive also got you a present but nice1bruvva stole it.

 

i will get it you when i go down there though!

Why thank you - just get it to me at the tidy weekender!

oooh i just got a call - my car passed its mot! yipee!!

 

going to pick it up now so ill smell you all later!

 

xxx