I've kept away away from the smut forum for long enough I think and the lads could do with something to brighten their day up when returning from Ibiza today so here is my debut... be gentle with me please

 

Right who likes to indulge in a bit of muff skullduggery now and again?

 

I've been told I have a tounge like an electric eel and I like the taste of a womens heart.

 

I love it! nothing better I think to get your partner worked up for a good old sesh... I don't like to beat my own drum or anything but it's like making love in the sea once my tongue is finished

 

i never used to be into it....but now i just cant get enough!!

Gotta agree on this one. There is nothing better than making your g/f squirm in delight when nibbling the furry goblet. It makes for great sex after too!

I always go down its a basic part of forplay, its always rather fun, that why i got my tongue pieced.

 

Though I haven't had a chance to try it out yet.

Fair play Mr Christian and Pete... you know your stuff lads

 

I was going to give a few personal tips... but decided against it... hehe

 

don't want to be giving trade secrets away now do I

 

 

as for you Beckie... well... umm... i'm lost for words lol

Here Here, i av to follow the sheep and agree that i do like doin it.... just seein her reactions make it all worth while..... and the fact that u know whats comin for u, is always good aswell!

I vote yes - its grrrrrreat!!

 

It gives me such a sense of achievement when I realise my goal.. :-)

 

L...l...l...love it.....

It has got to be the greatest discovery of all time. I just love to spend hours down there.....................

 

yumsteroonies

 

'greatest discovery'?

 

Well,

 

It certainly isn't much use for pro-creation. So some old cave man must have an an idea one night after smelling the fish and thought. ah ha, what have we down here, or something!!

 

 

maybe he was hungry?

maybe he likes kebabs....

 

i got my tongue pierced 4 that very reason - i luv giving it more than anything else in the world - although it has to be a landing strip or cleaner - cant have the old rainforest or we'll be flossing 4 weeks!!!

Don't u find stubble in that region worse that the bush???

 

Clean as a baby's bum is so lurvely.....