My head is broken.

 

I have just spent TEN minutes trying to decide if I should:

 

Eat my roll and then go to the bank.

 

Or

 

Go to the bank and then eat my roll.

 

 

God, I am so indecisive.

 

m.

Do you need help ?

 

Hows it going with this girl ??

I think I need to seek professional help!

 

It's a bit [censored] with the girl. But things are never just 'easy' for me when it comes to girls.

 

How was beefa?

 

m.

you could eat your roll on the way to the bank. but make sure you've finished it by the time you get there, cos they don't like crumbs.

[censored] - thats just made it three times worse - or I could eat it on the way back from the bank.

 

oh no.

 

m.

or you could eat whilst at the bank, and just put a cloth down

DECISION MADE.

 

I am not going to eat my roll at all.

 

Easy.

 

m.

Martyr

but make sure you've finished it by the time you get there, cos they don't like crumbs.

 

God you have it so bad in England! Here in Scotland every bank is required by law to have a safe Roll Consumption Area after too many in-bank crumb scares made the front pages of the tabloids.

 

 

Weirdo.

Yeah - at least I'm good at it tho.

 

m.

Yeah - at least I'm good at it tho.

 

Not as good as me though.