Ohmygod! Just seen your elephant man impression in the hall of shame!! I thought my mate Rob was the only person in the world who could do that!!!

Did you ever used to watch TFI Friday? He was like a regular feature and became 'best chums' with the ginger twat owing to his ability to produce a similar (exactly the same!) effect with his torso.

The unfortunate truth of this whole situation of course is that you and he are obviously both freaks...as both of you cannot be unique

thank you.