cos i havnt and im bored!

hi becky! yeh wehre is everyone 2day

i'm off to get sum brekkie - yeh i know it's bad at this time of day - well i didn't wake up til 12 - mondays is my day of rest and general dossing about on here

me too got up @ 1 was on here till all hours last night then couldnt sleep till about 4 ish

ummm... how about... did you know a Duck's quack never echos.

 

This true! don't ask me why it's one of the many mystery's of the world.

 

interesting enough for you?

 

 

 

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sluggishly we cavil, bereft of remorse and vain as a happy owl.

 

alasdair

Hey there beckie, this is my {{50th}} post, thought it should be special so im using it on you

 

other than that, i got nada to say really, working on my website still, and working on a few tracks, currently remixing Shakira's Underneath your clothes, will be on my remix album if and when i get the 'real' permission to do it.

 

anyways, imma off back to [censored], have a good evening all

anyways, imma off back to [censored], , WTF?! um.. [censored] means w.o.r.k ....... u ppl believe me right?

We don't use that word on here ! Shame on you !

im sowwy FredTheBaddie!! please don't hurt me!

 

*Runs to Claire for comfort* RAWR! I mean um....

test

 

[censored]

here you go... you might have read these already but if not you'll enjoy em:

 

 

Weird Things You Would Never Know!!

 

Butterflies taste with their feet.

 

In 10 minutes, a hurricane releases more energy than all of the

world's nuclear weapons combined.

 

On average, 100 people choke to death on ballpoint pens every year.

 

On average people fear spiders more than they do death.

 

Ninety percent of New York City cabbies are recently arrived immigrants.

 

Thirty-five percent of the people who use personal ads for dating are already married

 

Elephants are the only animals that can't jump.

 

Only one person in two billion will live to be 116 or older.

 

It's possible to lead a cow upstairs... but not downstairs.

 

Women blink nearly twice as much as men.

 

It's physically impossible for you to lick your elbow.

 

The Main Library at Indiana University sinks over an inch every year because when it was built, engineers failed to take into account the weight of all the books that would occupy the building.

 

A snail can sleep for three years.

 

No word in the English language rhymes with "MONTH."

 

Average life span of a major league baseball: 7 pitches.

 

Our eyes are always the same size from birth, but our nose and ears never stop growing. - SCARY!!!

 

The electric chair was invented by a dentist.

 

All polar bears are left-handed.

 

In ancient Egypt, priests plucked EVERY hair from their bodies, including their eyebrows and eyelashes.

 

An ostrich's eye is bigger than its brain.

 

TYPEWRITER is the longest word that can be made using the letters

only on one row of the keyboard.

 

"Go," is the shortest complete sentence in the English language.

 

If Barbie were life-size, her measurements would be 39-23-33. She

would stand seven feet, two inches tall.

 

A crocodile cannot stick its tongue out.

 

The cigarette lighter was invented before the match.

 

Americans on average eat 18 acres of pizza every day.

 

Almost everyone who reads this will try to lick their elbow.

 

 

 

It's physically impossible for you to lick your elbow.

 

did everyone try this?

I can lick my eyebrow!

 

 

 

 

 

 

I was lying...........sorry!

 

*cheeky hangs his head in shame*