no i didnt go out last night, and yes i am in [censored]...someone make me smile!

I have just eaten:

 

A packet of BBQ wotsits

A packet of ready salted french fries

And a carrot for breakfast

 

And now wish I had taken the time to fry some eggs!

 

How long u @ [censored] for?

till 4-30!! what a bastard!! ive had some special k and a abag of salt n vinegar squares and snack chocolate for my breckie!! am starvin now!!

Hmmm,

 

pity that's not special K!!!

 

Well if it's any consoluation, this afternoon, I'm gonna get absolutely soaked to the skin hitting a little white ball round a golf course in the name of sport & relaxation.

 

Playing with a couple of other guys who like me, are probably thinkin "Why the f*ck am I playing golf this afternoon". But none of us has the balls to say "F*ck it man, I'm not playing in these conditions" as they know the others will give grief all week.

 

I wouldn't mind, but were all useless players!!!!

 

well i wish i was in bed with a nice man to keep me warm on such a horrible day!!

 

instead im stuck in an office, which i hate, with the air con set to ''feeze your nipples off''

 

and i am bored!!

 

well i wish i was in bed with a nice man to keep me warm on such a horrible day!!

 

Hmmm,

 

I shall not comment as I am new!

 

I had to get out of bed as the misus stinks like a brewery as does the whole bedroom. She was on a leaving do last nite, and rolled in at 3:00am, while I was sat on my jack jones @ home.

 

At least when I am muntered, I don't smell like that!!!

 

 

At least when I am muntered, I don't smell like that!!!

 

I BET SHE DOESNT THINK THAT!!

 

u know when you have one of those days whern you would love to just have sex all day, stay in bed, watch a film, have more sex...well thats, me today!!

 

 

I know those days all too well!!

 

Problem 4 me is that Shelley is not a morning person, so I have to suffer the stress and tension until she is "ready", usually after miday!! How frustrating is that??

 

Only time she is horny in a morning is on holiday, weird!

 

 

Hope u enjoyed lunch!!

 

I'm off to get soaked & frozen now.

 

Not long 4 u til home time.

 

Be Happy

Jake

 

 

 

u know when you have one of those days whern you would love to just have sex all day, stay in bed, watch a film, have more sex...well thats, me today!!

 

I know that feeling all too well !!

 

I'm off to bloody [censored] now for a few hrs ... oh happy days NOT !!

Sex, what is this "sex" thing people keep talking about

 

 

 

*Blink is undergoing a period of enforced celibacy which started in January!!! *cries*