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Your glands do it for you, aren't they nice?

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You couldn't live without em.

My teenage daughter has been kidnapped, and the people I work with may be involved in both.

I'm Federal Agent Jack Bauer and this is the longest day of my life...

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Erm... Don't pay her!? Oh... no wait thats the other sort of Whore.

Your body's little messengers they are. If you were to make a cartoon about them they'd be cute little running around things with a megaphone barking orders like "Increase metabolism now" or something.

QUOTE (Alex @ Apr 15 2004, 13:14)
Erm... Don't pay her!? Oh... no wait thats the other sort of Whore.

I thought the punchline to that one was cut her face up with a knife then punch her in the gut.

 

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QUOTE (Kether @ Apr 15 2004, 13:16)
Your body's little messengers they are. If you were to make a cartoon about them they'd be cute little running around things with a megaphone barking orders like "Increase metabolism now" or something.

Think they've made that cartoon already.

My teenage daughter has been kidnapped, and the people I work with may be involved in both.

I'm Federal Agent Jack Bauer and this is the longest day of my life...

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QUOTE (Kether @ Apr 15 2004, 13:17)
QUOTE (Alex @ Apr 15 2004, 13:14)
Erm... Don't pay her!?  Oh... no wait thats the other sort of Whore.

I thought the punchline to that one was cut her face up with a knife then punch her in the gut.

 

uhm.gif

That's the Southern version, us folk north of the Watford Gap do things with a little bit more style and less money.

QUOTE (Tresh @ Apr 15 2004, 13:18)
QUOTE (Kether @ Apr 15 2004, 13:16)
Your body's little messengers they are. If you were to make a cartoon about them they'd be cute little running around things with a megaphone barking orders like "Increase metabolism now" or something.

Think they've made that cartoon already.

There goes my Disney contract out the fecking window. mad.gif

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QUOTE (Kether @ Apr 15 2004, 13:21)
QUOTE (Tresh @ Apr 15 2004, 13:18)
QUOTE (Kether @ Apr 15 2004, 13:16)
Your body's little messengers they are. If you were to make a cartoon about them they'd be cute little running around things with a megaphone barking orders like "Increase metabolism now" or something.

Think they've made that cartoon already.

There goes my Disney contract out the fecking window. mad.gif

Disney are going bust anyways.

My teenage daughter has been kidnapped, and the people I work with may be involved in both.

I'm Federal Agent Jack Bauer and this is the longest day of my life...

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im confused, how do you get onto the subject of hormones then go on about disney uhm.gif

 

People say i have a drinkin problem, I like to call it a gift.

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That be ctw for you rolleyes.gif

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