Bastard's !

 

Why do they alway's take so long when you've got the beer's in specially and are starvin, ready for Crimewatch UK at 9 , then turn up lightning quick when u ain't really that hungry but order one anyway like me, coz I'm a useless twat at cooking !

 

 

 

i used 2 make pizza some time ago, and trust me u worrie about why it take so long 2 be delivered, u sould worry about how it is being made...

It's here -

 

Pizza is fine

 

Two dip's - Correct

 

Tennesse Slice - Not there !

 

So he's now gone 4 miles back down the road to get my £1.95 item ! Muppet's, there is ALWAYS something.

u know sometimes pizza been droped on the kitchen floor, and guess what they still gonna sell it 2 u, so enjoy ur pizza...

That's alright, the tiling on the floor gives it fuller flavour, nothing quite like a bit of shoe dust on top !

i hope u like it, cos they only clean floor at the end of the night, so u will get allot fo extra topics for free, u gonna save soem money u know..

Well, I'll always know to dial 879 when I need advice on pizza .

well u can allways dial it when u have 2 many females in the place and u need other stuff also....

No chance mate !

is this how it goes now, im telling all this stuff about pizza, and this is how u repay , fine, next time u order a pizza im not going 2 tell u nothing about it, not even that they dont cook it propa cos they allways late on time, ok we will continue this chat later on, im gone now...

bugger and i like pizza ....oh well looks like it joins nutella on my dodgy food list then again with enuf who cares

if u have enough u might cook it ur self...

So let me get this straight Grant. You got beer and pizza in for a night in front of Crimewatch !?!?

What an interesting life you lead !

Back off, Crimewatch is class ! League of Gentlemen straight after was the reason though.

 

Being the good citizen I'am, I feel it my duty to stop scum off the earth commiting any more crim.

 

What would Edith of Neighbourhood watch say

right, i bet after smoking 2 much u dont really give a duck what u gonna watch, well do u?