Ladies, anyone ever complained they found you a bit loose?

 

Blokes, ever had to do the Mister Whippy with a slightly wider than normal lady in order to get any feeling?

NEVER!! Iv had people sayin it to me that its nice and tight and one said it felt like i was his first (yes actually saying it lol)

 

I do my excercises down there....ill bring a past post up again when i find it that all the blokes can tell their birds to do if theythink theyre gettin a bit loose!!

 

Watch this space ---->

Ah, but would a bloke tell you if he felt a bit loose, or would he just solider on?

He wouldnt mention it full stop!!!!

Precisely, so even if he weren't fully satisfied with the service, a man is hardly likely to mention it, because hey, something is better than nothing.

 

 

I'm told can get pelvic floor weights...like plastic eggs with two unscrewable halves, with a succesion of slightly heavier weights, to put inside.......this help a great deal, they say!!

 

Toned and lithe PF muscles enable the girl concerned to become very adept at squeezing, while you're 'ahem' inside, ....a rare treat!! In my (sadly) limited experience. Add a Tongue stud..and your laughing m8ty.

 

ps wtf is 'mr whippy'?

 

 

No, ho wouldn't mention it ... at the time (and certainly not to you!) but you can guarantee that some comments would be made to mates - probably something like, ''not saying she was loose, but it was like throwing a mars bar into the albert hall!'', or something to that extent.

But what im sayin is iv been told this....if it wasnt true and i was loose then they wouldnt have said wnythin full stop DUH!!

 

And also its been a few of my bf's that have said it too!!

Mars bars in Albert hall, nicely put.

 

 

 

But what I'm saying is that a woman would NEVER hear first hand that she needed to tighten up from a bloke. We might be a bit dumb, but we ain't f^cking stupid. A comment of that magnitude, no matter what the good intentions, would lead to a withdrawal of service.

When your a big fella like myself they're all tight

and the moon is made of cheese aswell incase you didnt know

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When your a big fella like myself they're all tight

 

No Mister Whippees for this man

 

 

I've only ever f^cked one lady that I can recall being noticeable 'loose'. Still, a shag's a shag.

LOL @ GoShow

 

It doesn't bother me either way.

I guess if it's proper loose you gotta be worried, who knows what could have been delving in the depths !

 

And hey, if it's really loose there's always the tradesmans.

Lets just say that the tightness to which i can "squeeze" could stop someone entering me without usin my hands :wink :

Fair enough. Any way I try and make a small reply to that comment will sound offensive.

 

 

 

 

 

Claire, I do hereby declare that you do in fact have a tight cunt. God bless it, and all who sail in it.