Basically, all the single peeps off the board get together round someones house.

 

They all get battered, whack on a mix CD, then hump each other like crazy. You must swap partners every ten minutes - that way no-one will hog ClaireDC.

 

Hopefully, the chemicals will keep it going for longer, and people can try and come at the time the songs go into breakdowns.

do you have to be single to go to this party??

No Kaz, special exception is made for you.

yep - i'm up - but what if it all ends up being single blokes?!!!!!

I'll supply the oranges for half time shall I?

Oh and can I have the rights to the video?

Then we will just have to get some nice friendly young ladies off the street to come and join in our fun !!!

but what if it ends up being all single blokes?

 

That would be a bit of a pain in the arse, but half the women on here are desperate as f^ck anyway.

 

Oh and can I have the rights to the video?

 

Unfortunately, I am already licensed to film all CTW events.

Hmmm .. Not so sure about that wub_wub ... after all, you'll probably be joining in ..whereas I, as I'm an old git, will be providing vocal support from the other room ..

 

As in .. " Come on you lot hurry up ! "

'Fraid not, there's only one person off this site I'd even think of shagging, and they won't be at the party.

 

James promised that I could video all CTW events after Tidy Weekender. You can provide commentary though.

OK ta .. I'll do that bit ..

Why would they hog me

 

There will be an alternative and it will blow your socks off!

 

Just wait and see!

Wubs....are you not dating someone from the board or did I miss out on that bit of info?

 

Speaking of swingers....my bf, another couple and I found ourselves at a swingers club late one night ....got trashed on a Thursday and afterhours aren't open after 3am once school gets back in....

 

Let's just say thank god it was a quiet night and we didn't walk into the 'Bedroom' with several couples going at it !! I'm sure I'd of run out!!

 

In any case, that night I got a little taste of what that whole thing would be like.............and I think someone should appoint a CTW screener for undesirables that wouldn't mind taking part/watching etc.

 

Creamy seems to be very opinionated when it comes to these issues !!

he said theres only one person he would consider shaggin hun, hence that bein Elly, well thats what we hope anyway

Can we have our resident Djs playing on the decks at same time? May as well let them have a double use!