mine is

 

you stinking guff faced rectum

Not a direct insult but calling someone's dad gay always gives me joke.

 

Gaylord is quite a good insult.

I like to play it by ear, see what is really annoying someone and work from there.

i call my dad the old bugger

*what ya gonna do for a face when jabba the hutt wants his arse back!!*

*sniffs finger* then says: "Smell your ma"

 

Always works

QUOTE (LiamStyles @ Apr 16 2004, 16:36)

*sniffs finger* then says: "Smell your ma" Always works

Hmmm smells a bit like my Grandad more like

QUOTE (LiamStyles @ Apr 16 2004, 16:36)

*sniffs finger* then says: "Smell your ma" Always works

CLASS - such a scottish saying!!

 

Mines is 'yer ma's yer da'

 

jimmy will know that one!!

why would i want to insult people

 

ppl generally know when they are twats, they don't need me to point it out.

Arse bandit is my fave!

I'm fat, you're ugly.

 

I can lose weight, what can you do ?

He's fat, he's bent his arse is up for rent its.........

 

Thats a cracking little insult tune!

I used to call this guy I used to work with Rent Boy and he HATED it.

 

I remember me and a mate went shopping in town one day on our day off and we seen him shopping too.

 

Of course, being the rebelious kinda gal I am, I continuously shout RENT BOY RENT BOY over the town centre just to embarass him.

 

Suffice to say - we are still mates haha

do you like sex & do you like holidays???, well FUCK OFF THEN!!

That is CLASS !