nah - Claire's the smut queen...

 

 

thinkI'm more a Lady Smut...

My task for Sat night - Vet all Bitches & Studs for Claire DC!

Form an orderly queue peeps!

Anyone that wants to be Claire DC's bitch needs a serious kicking!

 

Anyone thats PROUD TO ADMIT THEY ARE HER BITCH (ie, CheeseGrant and EleMENTAL) should leave the site along with the hug fuckers!

Now now Kev, just cos u dint get thru the vetting, no need to be all jealous and malicious, try again next year once uv bettered urself!!

 

Claire, look at my bothered boat, its a boat thats not bothered, it sails out to bothered island and avoids all little wannabes that try to impress!

 

The bothered boat never sinks!

 

Remember that!

Its the boat we put u on to get rid of you but for some fuckin reason it doesnt seem to be working!!

Engine failure!

is that stemming from the failure thats in it?

I didn't think you were in the boat?

im not

She's in the big cruise liner which is about to plough into your sorry little boat

hahaha

 

 

Did u want to apply to be a bitch or stud??

do you get goodie bag or a badge or something if successful, might be interested if there is a good freebie going.

Hehehe, u get untold pleasures of bein in my hierichy!!

 

U wana apply?

Oddball, you have brains, I hope! Dont do it!

 

Trust me!