hmmm i like a risk creamy, yeah i'll apply claire

 

*gulp*

 

hehe bitch or stud??

 

tresh is bein my mule haha!!

hmmm what does a bitch/stud do exactly?!

 

its not owt kinky is it?!

hehe of course not!!

Beware .... read the small print first !! You can't be too carefull in this game !!

damn i've just slipped into all my naughty leather gimpwear

bugger

Claire,

 

ow about this for a variation on the same theme if you fancy a holiday from your bithes/ studs.

 

Come over to Jersey,

 

Take over the onsuite b/room.

 

Be served champagne breakfast every morning.

 

Unlimited budget for wicked clothes.

 

In return:

You use & abuse Shelley and me in any way u like 4 the duration of ur stay.

 

Just a thought......................

who's shelly

 

my gorgeous misus!!!

 

Who's out on the p*ss

 

I keep tellin her to join the forum cos she loves smut &

1 or 2 other things I should not mention.

 

I will get her on here b4 i go to @ f*cking [censored] tomorrow.

 

Shes about a million years younger than me, and the coolest person I have ever met.

 

I can't say exxcept u Claire as I have never met u unfortunately!!

ahhh right!!

 

Yeah, u should get her on here!! The more the merrier!!

Im a bit concerned she might "lower the tone".

 

Is that possible???

 

U might all be interested in what her nurse specialism is, but I will leave her to explain. I c many a fun topic on this 1!!!!

 

 

 

 

how can the tone be lowered with somethin thats already in the gutter?

I will find 2 suitable pics for avartar thingies so u can make ur decision on leaving your bitches for a couple of weeks to be treated like the Queen Of Smut iover here n Jersey.

LOL ok

I make mirkins.

Would you like a mirkin?

I also Make facial mirkins from the finest camel hair, any colour, any size.

I also shave my pubes and sell them to highest bidders on ebay, mmmm smooth.

 

Im no punk bitch