I make mirkins.

Really?

 

Would you like a mirkin?

No

 

I also Make facial mirkins from the finest camel hair, any colour, any size.

Now I'm interested

 

I also shave my pubes and sell them to highest bidders on ebay, mmmm smooth.

Now I'm really interested ... wait, your a girl right? ... oh man you are one sick dude!!!

 

Im no punk bitch

Yeah, I'd gathered that!

 

I like Drugs ;-)

Hey, me too

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

what are the duties involved in being your bitch or stud???

there are untold pleasures

 

Cannot be divulged until contracts are signed

Hello people,

 

Have any of you met Claire?

 

NO? Oh okay then!

Creamy, u R NOT bein one of my studs or bitches.... u failed the vetting, ull have to reapply next year and stop with this petty childish tantrums!!

 

Claire, run along!

Have any of you met Claire?

Yes

Kev....... JOG ON!!!!

When did I ever say I was proud Kev you little shitball !

 

As long as you're proud to look like Toady, that's all that matters lad !

How bout smut king!?!? .... I don't mind being her bitch though if that falls through though!!! As long as I get a detailed contract that meets my approval!!!

Will go in talks with the powers that be!!

 

about the contract tho, im sure it will meet ur approval!! After all its an honour to have these titles

 

well I'm not too fussy ... caus I don't own a bothered boat!!!

haha well s'all good then eh

 

Will have the contracts drawn up

what the [censored] are you lot on about