Virus Warning !!!

 

If you receive an email entitled "Bedtimes, " delete it IMMEDIATELY. Do not

open it. Apparently this one is pretty nasty. It will not only erase

everything on your hard drive, but it will also delete anything on disks

within 20 feet of your computer.

 

It demagnetizes the strips on ALL of your credit cards. It reprograms your

ATM access code, screws up the tracking on your VCR and uses subspace field

harmonics to scratch any CD's

you attempt to play. It will program your phone auto dial to call only 1800

numbers.

 

This virus will mix antifreeze into your fish tank.

 

IT WILL CAUSE YOUR TOILET TO FLUSH WHILE YOU ARE SHOWERING.

 

It will drink ALL your beer.

 

FOR GOD'S SAKE, ARE YOU LISTENING??

 

It will leave dirty underwear on the coffee table when you are expecting

company. It will replace your shampoo with Nair and your Nair with Rogaine.

If the "Bedtimes" message opened

in a Windows 95/98 environment, it will leave the toilet seat up and leave

your hair dryer

plugged in dangerously close to a full bathtub. It will not only remove the

forbidden tags

from your mattresses and pillows, it will also refill your Skim milk with

whole milk.

 

******* WARN AS MANY PEOPLE AS YOU CAN. *******

 

And if you don't send this to 5000 people in 20 seconds, you'll fart so hard

that your right leg will spasm and shoot straight out in front of you,

sending sparks that will ignite the person

nearest you. Send to everyone.

 

If you are a blonde, this is a joke...

I'm not blonde, do I have to take this seriously?

 

They are all out to get me