Westie walks into his local pub with a big grin on his face. "What are you

so happy about?" asks the barman.

 

"Well, I'll tell you," replies the ugly g1t. "You know I live by the

railway, well on my way home last night I noticed a young woman tied to the

tracks, like in the movies. I, of course, went and cut her free and took

her back to my place. Anyway to cut a long story short, I scored big time!

We made love all night, all over the house. We did everything, me on top,

sometimes her on top!"

 

"Fantastic!" exclaimed the barman. "You lucky sod. Was she pretty?"

 

"Dunno," shrugged Westie. "I never found the head"

 

oh god

Quite mingin if ya think about it!

 

Funny tho

very funny.

 

Very gross.