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Email received from my boss;

 

"Matt,

 

I have had to go to the Isle of Wight today. I shall see you 10am Friday."

 

 

AAARRRRGGGHHHH!!!! I [censored] pulled myself outta bed this morning, after working some [censored] ungodly shift behind the bar last night AND staying up til 2am finishing [censored] for that little gobshite! GODAMNIT!

 

*ahem*

 

 

Anyways, I'm not bitter. I can do the following things with my extra morning;

 

- Get my dirty washing cleaned and dryed, thereby reducing the need to turn my pants inside out.

 

- Have a proper breakfast. A nutri grain bar does not suffice.

 

- Listen to the nice new Trance CD those sarcastic c^nts at Ministry have given away this month.

 

- Get a couple of hours of much needed practise on the old 1's and 2's with my nice new stack of vinyl.

Harder. Faster. Better. Stronger. Badder. Smarter. Wub Wub

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My Wednesday started POO too ...

 

Read a log from my chat server that turned my world upside down ...

 

It's sorta righted itself a little now .. but I'm still stunned!

 

Roll on the weekend .. I'm going to treat myself on friday .. ;)

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Well done, marmite pants can never be good..

 

 

 

Now can you teach my man to do the washing?

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Well i had an interview today for a new job, i think i done alright but i think the main thing i got across is that my forehead likes to perspire, and that i can say the same thing over and over again just with different words.

 

Jay looks at the phone.......

 

 

it doesnt ring

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dont worry Jay, you'll be alright! My wednesday is boring, but then we are half way through the week, only 2 more days till the weekend! bouncy.gif

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I did alright i suppose, there was five bloody people who were interviewing me so thats what threw me. I managed to blagg most of it though

 

Interviwer: What do you do in your spare time??

 

Me: Erm (pause)... i spend most of my spare time fishing

 

What the f*ck

 

Better than say "get on it" i suppose

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Scary, i hate interviews, i had three people for mine, They asked me the same question, i answered "Socialising with friends" what i really meant was getting really wasted every weekend and not getting enough sleep, and turning up late every Monday! grin.gif

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I have insomnia, so had no sleep and got to write a crappy report with a group of irrating twats angryfire.gif I hate Wednesdays just as much as Monday and Poosday.

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Lots of bubbles but where's the coke?

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EEK, xmas prezzies!!

 

Im currently fightin a losin battle to keep the kittens in the bath, wana get rid soon tho now theyre weened cos theyre sooo much [censored]!!

You Can Never Have Too Much Of A Good Thing :wink:
It'd Be Rude Not 2!! *I Need A Tissue*
MSN: Claire___DC @hotmail.com  Email: clairedc @ dsl .pipex .com

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