A blonde walks into a pharmacy and asks the assistant for some

> > bum deodorant. The pharmacist, a little bemused, explains to the woman

>that

> > they don't sell bum deodorant, and never have. Unfazed, the blonde

>assures

> > the pharmacist that she has been buying the stuff from this store on a

> > regular basis, and would like some more. "I'm sorry," says the

>pharmacist,

> > "we don't have any." "But I always get it here," says the blonde. "Do

>you

> > have the container it comes in?" "Yes!" said the blonde, "I'll go home

>and

> > get it." She returns with the container and hands it to the pharmacist

>who

> > looks at it and says to her, "This is just a normal stick of underarm

> > deodorant " The annoyed blonde snatches the container back and reads out

> > loud from the container,

> > (Wait for it - it's good)

> >

> > "To apply, push up bottom.