Quote from Yesterday's paper;

 

"In Celebrity Big Brother, bookies are making rap star Goldie odds on favourite to be first evicted"

 

Rap star? You [censored] useless bunch of over opinionated middle class cunts, you've got no [censored] clue, have you?

What the [censored] are you reading that [censored] for wub,I would'nt wipe my arse with the mail.

Was doing a shift behind the bar last night, someone left it behind.

 

 

 

 

(I had to DJ a wake last night, trippy or what?)

Suppose the atmosphere was a bit dead then?

That's not actually funny. The girl whose wake it was I knew, and she passed away from Leukemia earlier this week.

sorry,you should have said.

No probs.

hahahaha - CLASSIC (re: goldie)

I dont care what anyone says, silver is better!

 

Diamond will win!

Melinda messangers very nice is'nt she?

Would love to see Goldie and Les Dennis team up to beat Mark Owen to death, using Messenger's fake breasts.