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This bloke walks into his local pub with a big grin on his face.

What are you so happy about?' asks the barman.

'Well, I'll tell you,' replied the bloke, 'You know I live by the railway? Well, on my way home last night I noticed a young woman tied to the tracks, like in them movies. I of course, went and cut her free and took her back to my place. Anyway, to cut a long story short, I scored big time!'

He continued

'We made love all night, all over the house. We did everything, doggy style, spoons, me on top, sometimes her on top. I was totally shagged out this morning!'

'Fantastic,' exclaimed the barman, 'you lucky sod, did you get a blow job?'

'No,' he said 'I never found her head.