just some random things..

somethings that was sent to me one day. i like the one about the cowboy..lol

Anything on the ground is a cat toy. Anything not there yet, will

be.

Cable: Commercial programming with 5 minute intermissions of

garbage.

Take my advice, I'm not using it anyway.

You are pure inspiration for birth control.

I'd say he's the laziest guy alive but I'm not sure about that

last part.

If a duck only has one leg, does he swim in circles?

It might look like I'm doing nothing, but at the cellular level

I'm really quite busy.

Save a horse - ride a cowboy.

Income tax returns: the most imaginative fiction written today.

I don't have a big ego, I'm way too cool for that.