Was just talking to my boss, I brought up the topic of his cold he's had for a while which he just cant shake off - I mentioned things like "whats the fecking point of viruses - unless they are hear to control the population of course..." we then spent about 10 minutes talking about colds with a gathering of about 6 people round us (think of what thats costing the company!) - anyway, he then mentioned that of course it doesnt help going on the tube with loads of infected 'random' people and I delivered the punch line of "well of course I now wear a surgical screening mask" - he looked at me in surpise with about 8 on-lookers and said "do you really ???" with a surprised look on his face, I kept help talking for about 5 minutes about how I overcame the embarassment of 'looking different' on the underground before I finally burst out laughing (spitting half my coffee out) and every pissed themselves as they couldnt believe he was so gullible... I mean, this was my BOSS for fecks sake!!! ?? go figure!!

haha, nice one james!

That is funny as fook!!!

 

Funny you say that because i actually do wear one when im on tubes and in london because of the fumes etc

Mask wearing is quite fashionable in some parts of the country. My mate's going clubbing in his white boiler suit and mask nxt wk/end

Hush JAY!

 

i do honest

BOLLOX

 

Your not gettin me!

MWAAAAAAAAHHHHH!!

 

Gullible aint a word no more anyway its been taken out of the dictionary for legal reasons

i told that to my mum and she said "thats bloody stupid, how can they just take a word and say it doesnt mean anythin anymore?" so then she was goin on about it and i was tryinto explain that i was havin her on.... half a fookin hour it took

Proof that James' boss isn't helping James' current 'condition'......