IM A VIRGIN!!!

The British are known throughout the world for their excellent hygeine

sprouts are tasty

 

 

ray isnt gay

Slugs make great wingers in rugby.

i can lick my elbow!!! (go on try it ! )

I've been signed to Tidy

si - my friend rob can actually fully lick his elbow - we discoved this after smoking coke one night!!!

George bush knows his [censored]

Wub wub's a laugh

I have a microscopic love tool

I invented the cyber look as an attempt to make highly visable clothing fashionable so that little kids would wear during the winter cos of all the dark nights. My plans got stolen by an alien being from Mars whose spaceship crasher landed in Sheffield.

Human hair is made of the same man made material as wheat and barley.

I have absoloutly no [censored] to do!

CreamyC is an ugly bastard!

Kev - the idea was to TELL A LIE

creamyc's toned and in good shape.