Posted December 6, 200222 yr CTW Members > A man takes his wife to the Kent County Show and one of the main exhibits > is of breeding bulls. > > They come up to the first pen and there is a sign that says "This Bull > mated 50 times last year." The wife pokes her husband in the ribs and > says "He mated 50 times last year." > > They walk a little further and see another pen with a sign that says > "This Bull mated 120 times last year." The wife hits her husband and says, > "That's more than twice a week! You could learn a lot from him." > > They walk further and a third pen has a Bull with a sign saying "This Bull > mated 365 times last year." The wife gets really excited and says "That's > once a day. You could REALLY learn something from this one." > > The husband looks at her and says......"Go up and ask him if it was with > the > same cow." > > After much surgery and several years of therapy, he is now able to walk > and talk again. You Can Never Have Too Much Of A Good Thing It'd Be Rude Not 2!! *I Need A Tissue* MSN: Claire___DC @hotmail.com Email: clairedc @ dsl .pipex .com
December 6, 200222 yr CTW DJs always there for the beer, but not wanting to pay!! Mobile number: 07990 - 936181 (bannanas 'r' us) e-mail: hunter@merseymail.com or: Mulder_1971@hotmail.com
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