> >WHAT GENDER ARE THEY?

> >

> >ZIPLOC BAGS - male, because they hold everything in, but you can always

> >see

> >right through them.

> >

> >SWISS ARMY KNIFE - male, because even though it appears useful for a

> >wide

> >variety of [censored], it spends most of its time just opening bottles

> >

> >KIDNEYS - female, because they always go to the bathroom in pairs.

> >

> >SHOE - male, because it is usually unpolished, with its tongue hanging

> >out.

> >

> >COPIER - female, because once turned off, it takes a while to warm up.

> >

> >TYRE - male, because it goes bald and often is over inflated.

> >

> >HOT AIR BALLOON - male, because to get it to go anywhere you have to

> >light

> >a fire under it... and, of course, there's the hot air part.

> >

> >SPONGES - female, because they are soft and squeezable and retain water.

> >

> >WEB PAGE - female, because it is always getting hit on.

> >

> >SUBWAY - male, because it uses the same old lines to pick people up.

> >

> >HOURGLASS - female, because over time, the weight shifts to the bottom.

> >

> >HAMMER - male, because it hasn't evolved much over the last 5,000 years,

> >but it's handy to have around.

> >

> >REMOTE CONTROL - female... Ha! You thought I'd say male. But consider,

> >it

> >gives men pleasure, he'd be lost without it, and while he doesn't always

> >know the right buttons to push, he keeps trying

 

REMOTE CONTROL - female

 

there's no mute button on a female

Or

 

POWER OFF!

REMOTE CONTROL!!

 

 

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when it breaks down (as it sometimes does when the female throws it at you ) you need to put NEW batteries in it to [censored]......................