I only had ickle-alkie wen I was at College cos I could drink a lot of the blokes under the table. Can't any more, don't drink that much at the weekends any more.

I had a name at school that i used to get called tho i hated it and they knew it.... but even most of my family (mainly mum and sister form what i can remember) used to piss themselves laughing, i must have been about 8 at the time and i remember i got so frustrated with them laughing at me that i was in tears and i told them both to [censored] off which made them laugh even more..... the name i was called??

 

CUTHBERT!! (ie from simon and the witch) as my mum once made me have all my hair cut short which i hated and then to make things worse when it was kinda growin out (not a lot tho) she made me have it permed too (but was just kinda wavy) I believe to this day that i am scarred for life because of it