What do you normally do if you've run out of bog roll?

Use kitchen roll, or some hankies out of a packet!

yep kitchen roll

if no wiping material anywhere left either panic or take a shower after

How about if you're a student and you don't buy kitchen roll

 

SHOWER AFTER LOL

shower!!

Pull ur keks up and get on with wotever u were doin prior to droppin the kids off!!!!

 

JOKE!

Go out the back and rub ur arse along the grass like a dog!

LOL shower would be a good idea

 

HOWEVER (you'll like this)

 

our shower is BROKEN as of yesterday, the pipe fell out of the plughole and all the water now just goes through the floorboards to the flat below, where it has caused an absolute mess. Honestly, I'm not making it up!!

 

DESPERATION

 

P.S. I could go to Alldays or the Spar and just buy some but really want to find an ingenious method of avoiding having to leave the hoose.

 

News paper, magazines, letters!

lettuce

our shower is BROKEN as of yesterday, the pipe fell out of the plughole and all the water now just goes through the floorboards to the flat below

Bugger! I hope none of you guys piss in the shower!

yer socks

 

or even better, yer mates socks

don't u have a bath?