Bony,

 

I need your help, I am going to a party (fancy dress) next week and I need your advice on how to look an ugly bastard much like yourself, any ideas mate?

 

Also, any help you need with how to mix properly just let me know and I'll help your sorry arse sometime in the future!

 

Once again, thanks for listening!

 

PS. "I am the music man, I am the music man, can you guess what I'm playing" said Rolf, Penny's pet dog!

 

UPDATE - The flat has blown, the flat has blown!

DO ONE......COCK SUCKER.

 

and you also are already an ugly TWAT so don't worry about it matey

You out tonight Bony ?

Yep, i'm back in my Sutton thou. Gonna get [censored]-faced Crimbo style.

 

What you up to mate?

Staying in with my mum eating peanuts !

TWAT, enjoy the peanuts thou.