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a koala bear walks into a bar and picks up the most stunning hooker.

 

they go back 2 a hotel and have the most fantastic, passionate sex all night long and eventually fall asleep.

 

in the morning the hooker wakes to find the koala just about to leave the room "excuse me, but u haven't paid me mate" she says, but the koala just looks at her with a confused expression. "im a prostitute" she continues, but the bear looks even more baffled. she has an idea, and finds her dictionary and points to the defintion of a prostitute -

 

"a woman who has sex with men in exchange for money"

 

"ahh" , says the koala, understanding her now, but then turns to the definition of a koala bear which states........

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

keep goin down (no pun intended!)

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

"small furry animal, who eats bush and leaves!"

 

 

sorry, but i found this 1 quite funny!

I'M HUNGRY!

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there's a similar one about a Panda - thought that they were both funny though thumbs.gif

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