A phonecall from Mark not so long ago included this gem....

 

Mark - "i think i can see my house now"

Claire - "can u?"

Mark - "No cos its round the corner and i cant see round corners"

 

 

lmao [isshead

........

 

am not that drnmk¬

Hahaha, yes u was drunk mr, dont go tryin to deny it.... and there was me, had 1 can of fosters and a VK cos was lookin after nephew!!

god, i was far too drunk last night, can't remember getting home. Scared the [censored] outa me when i woke up in my bed this morning.

lol, if u cant remember the journey home then its probably best u didnt.... i think its ur brains way of stayin sane lol!!

yeah, probably, i still feel like [censored] this mornin tho. Woke up still pissed and now the hangover is really kickin in

haha whats worse tho, wankin up still pissed then gettin a hangover or wankin up with a hangover??

lmao.... i cant believe i wrote wanking up... i keep doin this.... i don tknow why

 

I did it in a conversation with Mr Moo just now too

that a freudian slip there?

 

I think you may have somethin on ur mind if u keep doin it

lol, i *really* dont know why i keep doin that!

haha whats worse tho, wankin up still pissed then gettin a hangover or wankin up with a hangover??

 

u know, i really don't know, probably wakin up with a hangover, doesn't seem to last as long. Atho i'd prefer not to wake up with either.

Only one solutionn to that tho.... and i dont think ud wana stopp gettin pissed no matter how many times (like me) u say ur a) not gettin that drunk again or not drinking again!!

 

U always do!!

can't remember the number of times i've said that, or stuff like i'm not gonna drink for a month, i like doin it far too much. Can remember my m8 tryin to not drink for a month after gettin really pissed at a fresher's do (one at which i completely forgot at least 2 hours of what i did), he lasted about 6 hours before he was back in a bar.

Typical!!

 

My pact with myself usually lasts til the next time at least, least i show SOME willing lol!!

 

Well my deal to not drink always manage to last until i get in a pub or someone says let's go for a drink, I am willing to do it but drinkin is far more fun