Posted January 5, 200322 yr CTW Members ... do I carry on revising and fail anyway? Or stop now and fail in style? My teenage daughter has been kidnapped, and the people I work with may be involved in both. I'm Federal Agent Jack Bauer and this is the longest day of my life...
January 5, 200322 yr CTW Members have a wank and a chat then carry on You Can Never Have Too Much Of A Good Thing It'd Be Rude Not 2!! *I Need A Tissue* MSN: Claire___DC @hotmail.com Email: clairedc @ dsl .pipex .com
January 5, 200322 yr CTW Members tactical fail, n. Phrase mostly used by students as a poor excuse for not revising for an examination, with the intention that they would fail one exam so they would be more likely to pass another, whereas the reason is usually because they couldn't be arsed, e.g. "I'm going to go for a tactical fail in the Maths exam so I pass the English"
January 5, 200322 yr Author CTW Members I already had toast 3 times today Claire! And I just had a chat wif PVC, any other ideas? My teenage daughter has been kidnapped, and the people I work with may be involved in both. I'm Federal Agent Jack Bauer and this is the longest day of my life...
January 5, 200322 yr CTW Members Just write out "I am am not a lightweight, I am a fish!" 200 times That'll guarantee you fail in spectacular style Passing out/puking as you leave the exam room is another good one too, or possible a random attack of tourettes syndrome - That works wonders!! Running around shouting "[censored] [censored] bumarse cunt pants!" ius guaranteed to get you ejected from the exam Any messages you may receive bear no insight whatsoever into the mind of the sender - He hasn't got one!
January 5, 200322 yr Author CTW Members Never used tactical fail - I don't bother with bullshit like that, I tell it how it is, and I'm in deep dodo here!!!! My teenage daughter has been kidnapped, and the people I work with may be involved in both. I'm Federal Agent Jack Bauer and this is the longest day of my life...
January 5, 200322 yr Author CTW Members Believe me, I need no advice on how to fail in style, just whether I shud go for it or not. My teenage daughter has been kidnapped, and the people I work with may be involved in both. I'm Federal Agent Jack Bauer and this is the longest day of my life...
January 5, 200322 yr Author CTW Members Right, gonna have a first and then decide whether I have a future in Equity and Trusts... My teenage daughter has been kidnapped, and the people I work with may be involved in both. I'm Federal Agent Jack Bauer and this is the longest day of my life...
January 5, 200322 yr CTW Members I used these on my A Levels and they worked like a charm I even got to retake a couple cos they thought I'd cracked under the pressure and gone doo-lally! Silly bastards!! Any messages you may receive bear no insight whatsoever into the mind of the sender - He hasn't got one!
January 5, 200322 yr CTW Promotors Good luck mate! And change your [censored] sign-off you cunt! CreamyC™ Email: CreamyC@ClubTheWorld.uk MSN: CreamyCTW@Hotmail.com Mobile: 07956 462 642 (T-Mobile)
January 5, 200322 yr CTW Members eh? Any messages you may receive bear no insight whatsoever into the mind of the sender - He hasn't got one!
January 5, 200322 yr CTW Members Gen = Genuine = Serious? So Doobys comment i was askin if he was bein serious about doin that [censored] up [censored] in exam and gettin retakes!
January 5, 200322 yr Author CTW Members Cheers Creamy, it means a lot to me, u being nice. I won't expect it eva again tho! I'll change the sign off in due course! My teenage daughter has been kidnapped, and the people I work with may be involved in both. I'm Federal Agent Jack Bauer and this is the longest day of my life...
January 5, 200322 yr CTW Members yep - straight up Had to sit on my own and retake the same day after I'd calmed down I really was goin for it tho - I went absolutely nuts, flipped my desk, tore my paper up and they thought I'd come unhinged. Still makes me laugh when I think about it! Poor sad gullible fools!! Any messages you may receive bear no insight whatsoever into the mind of the sender - He hasn't got one!
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