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fook knows, some random shite probably lol

 

CORRECT!

 

This is the place for random [censored] in it..

 

so..

 

 

Sharks are scary because they wank over barbara streisand pics.

Sharks fear barbecues because tigers shat on their burgers.

Sharks are friendly because they can swim and rescue swans from being too drunk.

Sharks are bits of tin as well, ask Jaws he is the biggest star in Sharkwood.

 

Sharks can die from giving them polar bear.

That is because polar bear is Russenmafia's fav food, anybody that touches it dies!!!

Gay sharks enjoy outdoor picnics watching Home & Away.

Alien sharks come to earth in giant spoons and eat massive amounts of lava

 

Sharks are good because they can be used as modems.

Sharks are bad because they give u lectures on the Japanese dictionary.

Sharks are in the earth because they have feelings like felt tip pens.

Sharks ARE going to eat the cornflakes.

 

The End.

 

All copyright, text, idea, randomness comes from Russenmafia. Do not post without permission of the author and if anybody doesn't get my permission. They die like a polar bear.

 

bwahahahaha

 

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