A man is enjoying a nice quiet drink with his buddys in a bar when a drunk walks in, walks over to the man and shouts at him-" your mum is a whore!". The man says nothing and turns his back on the drunk, who then walks off. 10 mins later the drunk comes back and says to the man-"your mum has shagged almost everyman in town!"...Still the man says nothing to the drunk and continues to drink his beverage. 10 mins later the drunk comes back and shouts at the man- "your mum is the best shag in town!"

The man has had enuff of it now so he turns round to look at him and says to him

" go home dad your drunk"

hehe don't stop you day job just yet your jokes are [censored]

 

*mwah* only kidding

Yer i used to tell that.......is funny!