1. when my bro walked in on me gettin' head and I signed him to go away with my hand and she never noticed.

 

2. when an American girl said "mmmm tangerine" when I pulled out a tangerine flavoured condom!!! Funny ina cute, turn-on kinda way!!

 

how cute, andy how r ya m8

Not bad geeza!! Yeah cute ... u had to be there really!! It was the accent I think.

 

Next time your back in Essex pop over to Stevenage ona Thursday for Cupid. Howz uni and all that? Hada good xmas/NYE??

sounds xmas / new year will have to chat soon

catch u soon m8 - u coming ss north

About to cum on sum1s face and it went up there nose!

 

 

Fanny farts can be controlled......i can either make Mrs_Moo do them or not!

 

If u pull ur cock nearly out and push in then u have farts!

 

Enuff chattin [censored]!

Better than in their eye!! Ow - stingy!

It went in there to!

OO - really painful!! he he

I was quite suprised actually.... it didnt hurt!

 

I just found it really amusing when i went to put my mascara on and it was in my eye lashes!

*squelch*

 

Bet that looked attractive a!!!!!

 

LMAO! Twas funny!

Sorry, but this happened to me friday night/saturday morning.

 

Was in bed with this girl after a very long night and things were progressing. The TV was on in her room, and I hadn't really noticed. Around 6am, kids programmes began and all of a sudden a bunch of kids singing 'the wheels on the bus' came on.

 

I've never been turned off so quickly in all my life.....

Well the thing what happen it wasnt funny , cos just imagine u having focking greate sex, and then next thing the girl tells u she have 2 kids and a husband, now what kind of turn on is that?