>A Cowboy Meets A Lesbian!

>

>An old cowboy went into a bar and ordered a drink. As he sat there sipping

>his whiskey, a young lady sat down next to him. She turned to the cowboy

>and asked him, "Are you a real cowboy?"

>

>He replied, "Well, I've spent my whole life on the ranch, herding cows."He

>then asked her what she was.

>

>She replied, "I'm a lesbian. I spend my whole day thinking about women. As

>soon as I get up in the morning I think of women. When I eat, shower, watch

>TV, everything seems to make me think of women! "

>

>A little while later a couple sat down next to the old cowboy and asked

>him, "Are you a real cowboy?"

>

>He replied, "I always thought I was, but I just found out that I'm a

>lesbian."

 

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