it would be rude for fit birds not to stop and pop in!

and it would be ruder of us to turn them away, i mean we have to be very polite and all that and show them a good time!!

goes without saying old son! Being naked and all that, they'd need warming up!

and there is only one way to warm them up now ain't there old bean!!

there is indeed only 1 way to do that old fruit, and that is to give them a jolly hot cup of tea! and maybe a biscuit to if they are lucky!

but what kinda biscuit?

 

maybe some horizontal joggin could warm them up too my old mucker.

U2R

 

does the private road lead to a big building with bars on the windows and a nice padded cell each?

actually it leads to my trouser snake! Screams part of the road doesnt tho

yeah it leads to my mouth, can't you see the icon in my title you fool!!!

wtf r u on about?

i don't know

i dunno, tell me if you ever [censored] it out

the post is officially cuntified!

well at least it's something now