GEMINI

 

'Gemini is intelligent, quick-witted, lively and extremely versatile. You are immediatly recognisable on the dancefloor as you'll be talking animatedly, leaping around and waving your arms like a windmill. When it comes to drugs, you love anything that you can inhale, especially if it speeds things up. It's the only way your words are able to keep pace with your brain'

 

 

 

 

I reckon that sounds a bit too much like me for my liking.

can you post my Scorpio one ???

SCORPIO

 

'Scorpio is a secretive, obsessive and resourceful individual who will never compromise of admit defeat. Scorpio is often to be found lurking in the shadows of clubs watching and waiting'

 

 

Bollocks.

Can u post Libra plz

Can you post all of them? I'm too shy and paranoid to read it at the magazine rack - errr... I mean WH Smiths!

Mine is Pisces and i have to agree with it especially the bit about sex!

oooh im pisces, what did it say?

It said "sex with you can be absolutely mind-blowing, as you know what turns your partner on. Doing it near or in water is often a speciality"

Indeedly do!!

Scarily accurate - I'm a Picses too!

Scorpio is often to be found lurking in the shadows of clubs watching and waiting'

 

I love that bit!! Thats James all over!!

 

Can you post Taurus??

Taurus is:

 

A reliable, stable and persistent individual - until you hit the dancefloor. You love the music and will probably be able to recognise every tune from the opening notes. You know more about the music than the DJ, and you will bore the tits off everybody else. When it comes to a shag, slow and sensual is your thing - no props or gimmicks required, just a partner with plenty of stamina and a large jar of chocolate bodypaint. When it comes to drugs, anything and that chills you out or heightens your senses is a must.

 

Your drug of choice is herbal ecstasy

Libra is...

 

Libra is charming, diplomatic and likes company. You like hugging everybody and trying to get them to feel good about themselves. Librans have to be careful that a night's clubbing doesn't become a night's social [censored] as other clubbers can impose on them. LAter on, when it comes to sex you lucky Librans usually have plenty of choices. You tend to go for sex without ties until you find your perfect match, although this may take time as you are usually conviced that someone better is still out there. You like drugs that make you get on better with people.

 

 

 

Hmmm kinda me in places...

Can someone be nice and post the horoscope for us Leo's please ?? I'd love to see what they've got to say about me

Leo

 

Boring person, no one likes.

Often smells of cheese.