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Matthew Kelly joke

Posted January 21, 200322 yr

CTW DJs

How does Matthew Kelly know when it's time for bed?

When the big hand touches the little hand

Harder. Faster. Better. Stronger. Badder. Smarter. Wub Wub

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January 21, 200322 yr

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we've done that one wub.

Get with the program

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January 21, 200322 yr

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Sorry, I was obviously too busy having a life outside of the board.

Harder. Faster. Better. Stronger. Badder. Smarter. Wub Wub

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January 21, 200322 yr

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A life outside the board. I'm confussed

Please Explain?

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James

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ClubTheWorld Founder
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https://JamesM.blog
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January 21, 200322 yr

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old - on my other list in jokes (joke wub)

Stars in their eyes ...

Matthew: So tell us who you are going to be tonight Peter ?

Peter: Tonight Matthew, I'm going to be "Badly Torn Boy"

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January 21, 200322 yr

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I'm confussed

Confussed (noun)

When a person is a mixture of confused, and not fussed. They are therefore thick as [censored], but don't care about it either.

Harder. Faster. Better. Stronger. Badder. Smarter. Wub Wub

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January 21, 200322 yr

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ur ONLY a week late!!!

james, that s quite chortlesome!

I'M HUNGRY!

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January 21, 200322 yr

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James have u seen the pic to go with that?

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