just walked out the bathroom after having a cracking s**t, no one else was up or in the house, as i walk out the bathrrom and head towards the lunge to go upstairs i see my flatmates bird, sitthing ther staring right at me.

 

Did u [censored] her?

no shes quite minging

Rich was it smelling of pedigree chum?

 

please dont say u had a 1664 lob on as u walked thru, that would be bad [censored]