This bloke goes into a butchers and says

"I notice your assistant is not working, what had happened to him"

The butcher replies "I had to sack him"

"why was that" the man replies

"he kept sticking his knob in the bacon slicer" says the butcher

"thats discusting" says the man "so whats happened to the bacon slicer?"

The butcher replies "I had to sack her too!!!!"

groan.......

good yous lot don't find anything funny

nice one tony..............

Im inclined to agree with u there Neet

Thanks Ian and Helen, i think yous two are the bestest menmbers on the whole of clubtheworld.

 

CD...........do one

CD... are u on somethin mate?? Last time i looked i wasnt one of them

OK OK.........good point

is this better?

 

DC................Do One

Much better