Posted January 22, 200322 yr CTW Members this is a news article that i thought you would like. Teen Stops Masturbating Long Enough To Save Family From Fire PANAMA CITY, FL—Tragedy was narrowly averted Tuesday, when local 14-year-old Andy Foss suspended his usual non-stop autoerotic stimulation just long enough to drag unconscious family members from the fire consuming their home. "Apparently, Andy's parents, brother, and two sisters were rendered unconscious by smoke and fumes engulfing the house," Panama City fire chief Bill Engel said. "They would have surely perished, had this remarkable young man not heroically torn himself away from masturbation long enough to drag them to safety." Upon the fire department's arrival, Foss reportedly requested an extra blanket.
January 22, 200322 yr CTW Members Theonion is a wonderful source of news - some of my own personal favourites are: 'Christ converts to Islam' and 'Pope recinds blessed status of worlds meek."screw the meek says pope"'. Also go the the AV club.... red meat is pure class. Walks quietly but carries a big Fin. http://whosyadaddy.spookym.co.uk/personal/SB/subliminalmessages1.gif
January 22, 200322 yr Author CTW Members my cousin put me onto it today, read a lot on there today, SO FUNNY!!
January 22, 200322 yr CTW Members autoerotic stimulation Class My new tune - Acid Test Read the CTW music news HERE DJ collapses after World record attempt "Dont u think its about time you grew up?" "No" Girl's are the Devil
January 22, 200322 yr CTW Members Thats why im Chief Masturbator.... but dont tell anyone My new tune - Acid Test Read the CTW music news HERE DJ collapses after World record attempt "Dont u think its about time you grew up?" "No" Girl's are the Devil
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