1. Coffee (n.) - a person who is coughed upon.

2. Flabbergasted (adj.) - appalled over how much weight you have gained.

3. Abdicate (v.) - to give up all hope of ever having a flat stomach.

4. Esplanade (v.) - to attempt an explanation while drunk.

5. Willy-nilly (adj.) - impotent

6. Negligent (adj.) - describes a condition in which you absent-mindedly answer the door in your night-gown.

7. Lymph (v.) - to walk with a lisp.

8. Gargoyle (n.) - an olive-flavoured mouthwash.

9. Flatulence (n.) - the emergency vehicle that picks you up after you are run over by a steamroller.

10. Balderdash (n.) - a rapidly receding hairline.

11. Testicle (n.) - a humorous question on an exam.

12. Rectitude (n.) - the formal, dignified demeanour assumed by a proctologist immediately before he examines you.

13. Oyster (n.) - a person who sprinkles his conversation with Yiddish expressions.

14. Circumvent (n.) - the opening in the front of boxer shorts.

15. Frisbeetarianism (n.) - The belief that, when you die, your Soul goes up on the roof and gets stuck there.

16. Pokemon (n) - A Jamaican proctologist.

 

16. Pokemon (n) - A Jamaican proctologist.

 

 

PMSL.

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