A family were in JJB Sports in Liverpool. The boy picked up a Manchester

United shirt and went to his sister and said "Eh sis, I've decided to

become a Manc and I want this for me Chrizzie prezzie like".

 

The boy's sister whacked him round the head and said "Go tell our Ma

that".

 

So the boy, armed with his Man United shirt went to his mum and said Eh ma,

I've

decided to become a Manc and I want this for me Chrizzie prezzie like.

His

mum smacked him round the head and said "Go tell yer dad that"

 

So the boy went to his dad and said "Dad I want to be a Manc and I want

this shirt for me Chrizzie prezzie".

 

The dad belted the boy and said "No son of mine is wearing one of those

like"

 

So the family left the shop and as they were driving home in their

stolen

car, the father said to his son "Eh our kid, I hope you've learned

something".

 

"I have Dad" said the boy.

 

"What have you learned then our kid" asked the dad. The boy replied Well

I've only been a Manc an hour and I already hate you scouse bastards."

 

Pure class