is it real?

 

 

 

RAINBOW

>> >>

>> >>

>> >> Can you believe that we all used to watch this very naively?

>> >>

>> >> Almost too ridiculous to believe...

>> >>

>> >> These are taken from original Rainbow scripts...

>> >>

>> >> There's no way these could have been done by accident... innuendo

>>all

>> >> the way !!

>> >> ______________________________________

>> >>

>> >> The sketch opens with Zippy peeling a banana...

>> >>

>> >> Zippy: "One skin, two skin, three skin, four"

>> >>

>> >> George: "Zippy, where is Bungle?"

>> >>

>> >> Zippy: I think Geoffrey is trying to get him up"

>> >>

>> >> We see a view of the door and hear Bungle moaning from behind it.

>> >>

>> >> Bungle: "Geoffrey, I can't get it in"

>> >>

>> >> Geoffrey: "You managed it last night"

>> >>

>> >> Bungle: "I know, lets try it round the Other way. Ooooooh, I've

>> >> got

>>it

>> >> in"

>> >>

>> >> Bungle and Geoffrey enter the studio with Bungle carrying a hammer

>>and

>> >> peg kit

>> >>

>> >> Bungle: "Would you stick this on the shelf, George"

>> >>

>> >> George: "I can't reach, you'll have to stick it up yourself,

>>Bungle."

>> >>

>> >> Geoffrey (to camera): "Hello everyone, today we are talking about

>> >> playing"

>> >>

>> >> Bungle: "Playing with each other, Geoffrey?"

>> >>

>> >> Geoffrey: "Yes Bungle, do you have a special friend that you like

>>to

>> >> play with?"

>> >>

>> >> George: "Yesterday we played with each other's balls. Are we going

>>to

>> >> play

>> >> with our friend's balls today?"

>> >>

>> >> Bungle: "Yes, and we can play with our twangers as well."

>> >>

>> >> Geoffrey (to camera): "Have you seen Bungles twanger?"

>> >>

>> >> Zippy: "Oh I have, I showed him how to pluck with it."

>> >>

>> >> Bungle: "It's my plucking instrument."

>> >>

>> >> Geoffrey asks the audience if they can pluck like Bungle

>> >>

>> >> Zippy: "I can, I'm the best plucker here."

>> >>

>> >> George: "And I'm good at banging. My peg's hard isn't it Zippy?

>> >>

>> >> Zippy:" Well of course it is, your peg wouldn't go in if it was

>>soft."

>> >>

>> >> Geoffrey: "Let's get back to Bungle's twanger."

>> >>

>> >> Bungle (excited): "Oooooh Geoffrey, we could all play with our

>> >> twangers couldn't we? Let's play the plucking song. Rod and Roger

>> >> can get

>>their

>> >> instruments out and Jane has got two lovely Maracas."

>> >>

>> >> Singers Rod, Freddy and Jane enter.

>> >>

>> >> Freddy: "We could hear you all banging away"

>> >>

>> >> Rod: "Banging can be fun."

>> >>

>> >> Jane: "Ooooh yes, and I was banging away all last night with Rod

>>and

>> >> Freddy."

>> >>

>> >> Freddy (looking sad): "Yes, but it broke my plucking instrument."

>> >>

>> >> Rod (to Jane) "Do you want to blow on my pipe while I'm twanging

>> >> away?"

>> >>

>> >> Jane: "Oh no, I was banging away with Freddy last night. But would

>>you

>> >> Like to play with my maracas?

>> >>

>> >> Zippy: "No, let's just pluck away with our twangers."

>> >>

>> >> George: "Yes, it doesn't matter what size our twanger is."

>> >>

>> >> Zippy: "I've got a big red one."

>> >>

>> >> George: "I've only got a tiny twanger. But it works well and I

>> >> like

>>to

>> >> play

>> >> with it."

>> >>

>> >> Geoffrey (to viewers): " Well, have you got your twangers out? And

 

>> >> remember, you can bang your balls at the same time. If you

>>haven't

>> >> got

>> >> any, ask a friend if you can play with his. Now, let's all play

>> >> the plucking song."

>> >>

>> >> Everyone in studio: " Pluck, pluck, pluck along, we're going to

>>pluck

>> >> all

>> >> day."

 

 

lmao

I remember my folks making me watch it.... thats y i think

class

Really funny but i have every single episode of Rainbow on DVD and that was never in any of it

 

Ok that was a lie, but i still kinda find that script hard to believe

lol there was actually a special episode done as far as i can remember think it was in FHM once!

good script..............wonder whether that one was aired?

i can confirm it was real - my mate ben has it, it used to be hs answerphone message on his moby!