do i still eat the soup or not?

*scream**

i'd pour the soup into the hole where my hear used to be and replace the ear

do i still eat the soup or not?

Depends if your ears is waxy or not ??

the wax would give it extra flavour and also thicken the soup up abit, and thick soup is the best, i say still eat the soup

i would say 'waiter ,waiter there is an ear in my soup'

he would say 'there is another ear for u,sir 'boom boom

u thank the fact u still have ur right ear!

would say 'waiter ,waiter there is an ear in my soup'

he would say 'there is another ear for u,sir 'boom boom

 

Do you wear glasses?

could be a bit of a problem, may i suggest contact lenses dear boy.