An ad found in the Australian Canberra Times, Personals Section:

 

Wanted. A tall well-built woman with good

reputation, who can cook frogs

legs, who appreciates a good fuc-

schia garden, classical music and tal-

king without getting too serious.

 

Interested? Then please only read

lines 1, 3 and 5; still interested?

Call me at .......8250-0327

 

 

LMFAO