A woman's husband had been slipping in and out of a coma for several months, yet she had stayed by his bedside every single day. Finally the day came when he came to. He motioned for her to come nearer. As she sat by him, he whispered to her, his eyes filling with tears:

 

"you know what? You have been with me all through the bad times. When i got fired, you comforted me. When my business failed, you supported us both. When I got shot, you nursed me back to health. When we lost the house, you endured living in a shabby rented flat. Now my health has

started failing and you are still right by my side ..... You know what?"

"what dear?" She gently asked, smiling as her heart began to fill with warmth.

"I think you're bad luck! Why don't you [censored] off."

 

 

lmao hahaha